QUOTES

Quote 1 (Janna): 

Sinds de dag dat ik de aflevering 'Blinded by the Whitelighter' zag, is mijn favoriete quote:
Prue: Piper froze ya.
Natalie: She what?
Prue: Yep!
Vooral het lachje van Prue vind ik grappig.

Quote 2 (Sharon):

Hoi allemaal
Prue: Don't you think your a little over reacting? we are perfectly safe here!
Piper: Don't say that! In horror movies the person who says that is always the next to die!
Deze quote komt uit de allereerste aflevering "Something Wicca This Way Comes". Het is een van de eerste quotes die geplaatst worden dus eentje uit de eerste aflevering past er goed bij. 
Ik vind het trouwens ook wel grappig. 

Quote 3 (Charmedobsessed): 

Dit is wel een leuke quote !!
Phoebe: I slept with.. my boss!
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No Elise!. OF COURSE JASON!!!!

Quote 4 (Ilse):

Phoebe: Now are either one of you feeling any strong emotions? Anger? Sadness?
Paige: Annoyance?
Die vind ik wel grappig.

Quote 5 (Sharon):

Piper: Where the hell is Leo, it's been five hours and he hasn't responded to any of my calls.
Chris Perry: I really don't know
Piper: Well I really think you do know
Chris Perry: Well maybe I do, and if I'm right, Leo's gonna need some major alone time
Piper: You know what? Cut the cryptic crap. I want you to go up there and bring Leo back now.
Chris Perry: Fine. But if I was you I would focus on finding a way to unfreeze Paige 'cause you're gonna need her... soon
Piper: I swear to God if he does not bring Leo back I am gonna blow his ass back to the future orbs and all.
Phoebe: Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt... you're not breathing are you?
Piper: Nope
Phoebe: Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister.
oké vergeef me dat het niet de allergrappigste quote ooit is maar ik ben even niet echt heel selectief geweest.
Ze komt uit Oh My Goddess. 

Quote 6 (Charmedobsessed): 

Paige: Hey! What are you doing here?
Henry: What am I doing here? I’m looking for my wife. She didn’t come home last night. Are you okay?
Paige: Yes, I’m okay. Of course I’m okay. I mean, we weren’t okay okay. But now we’re okay. And I think in the future we’re gonna be...I think we’re going to be more than okay!
Henry: Okay...

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Quote 10 (Anna): 

Chris: I think he's gone. He looks gone. Do you think he's gone?
Leo: No.
Chris: Me neither...

Quote 11 (Ilse):

Uit The Painted World.
Dan: It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
Piper: You mean sex?
Dan: It's just too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
Piper: Sure, not to worry I have plenty of experience.
Dan: Really! With sex.
Piper: No! I mean...talking about it. Yeh. 

Quote 12 (Anna):

Een hele zielige quote: 

Leo: Piper? Honey, we have to go.
Piper: I don't want to go.
Leo: Why not?
Piper: Because if I go, that'll mean that Prue's really not coming back, and I don't think I can handle that.
Leo: We can handle it together.
Piper: She's been there my whole life. I've always had a big sister. And I don't know how to live without one?
Leo: Piper...
Piper: Why didn't you save her?
Leo: I tried.
Piper: But you didn't. Why didn't they let you save her, too?
Leo: The Elders? They couldn't. They don't have that kind of power.
Piper: Then what the hell good are they?
Leo: It's okay to be angry…
Piper: I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your damn wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she… you should... Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way?

Quote 13 (Charmedobessed):

Leo: [talking about making a costume for Wyatt's school play] You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: [at the book, willing to conjure a costume] Look, that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Billie: Happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!

Quote 14 (Jonna):

All Hell Breaks Loose:
Prue: Piper I've had a bad feeling about this, I've had one all day, and if theres one thing I've learned since becoming a witch... is to trust those feelings.
Ik heb deze uitgekozen, niet omdat hij grappig is, maar omdat Prue het blijkbaar al voelde aankomen. Aangezien ze in deze episode dood ging.

Quote 15 (Charmedobsessed): 

Phoebe: "I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing."

Quote 16 (Naomi): 

Phoebe: Oh, she's such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo: A Doberman
Prue (The dog): Grrrrrrrrrrr (To Leo)

Quote 17 (Naomi): 

Piper: It was all of those women showing off their sonogram
pictures, and it was just working on my last nerve. Like, "Look,
it's Jasper's first photo. And it's going to go on the fridge
in a magnetic frame that says 'Jasper's First Photo'!"
Leo: Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help
you relax.

Quote 18 (Naomi): 
Piper: See, I need an epidural (Ruggenprik) just to watch this!

Quote 19 (Naomi): 
Paige: Oh, gross. What are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?
Piper: No, it's The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.

Quote 20 (Naomi):
Paige: I'll bet I can take you.
Policeman: Right, lady.
Paige: Try me!
Policeman: Look, it would be best if you just-
[He grabs Paige’s arm but Paige grabs his and flips him onto his back]
Policeman: Applications are on the table.

Quote 21 (Naomi): 
Piper: (looking a baby photo) Look how squishy I was!
Leo: You were so adorable.
Piper: Leo, you can't even see the picture.
Leo: I'm your whitelighter. I've been watching you since you were a baby.
Piper: Okay, see, yeah, that's just way too creepy to think
about.

Quote 22 (Naomi): 
Paige: I'm about to orb your family jewels (WinkieWinkie ;P) far far away.
Cole: Yeah, that would hurt.

Quote 23 (Naomi): 
Morris extends his arm to touch Piper's belly.
Morris: Hey, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg—
Piper: Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.
Morris retracts his arm.
Paige: She's a little sensitive right now.
Morris: I can see that.

Quote 24 (Charmedobsessed):

Piper: We're going to vanquish Phoebes boyfriend? That's going to cause some problems.

Quote 25 (Charmedobsessed):

Deze komt uit 5x03 Happily Ever After.
Hij is niet door charmed one ofzo gezegd maar ik vond hem wel grappig!
Een Dwerg: Think she knows that's a wolf?
andere Dwerg: Not our business 

Quote 26 (Naomi):

Piper: I know this may sound crazy, but I think I just heard a baby.
Paige: Yeah. You're crazy.
Phoebe: (from downstairs) Piper!
Paige: Oh my god. I heard something...
Piper: Oh, be quiet. 

Quote 27 (Lindsay Aerts)

Piper: Dude, your dead! Start acting like it!