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Spike
Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly.

Spike:I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move.

Spike:Who the hell is this?
Buffy:It's your lucky day, Spike.
Kendra:Two slayers...
Buffy:...no waiting.

Angel:Take me. Take me instead of her.
Spike:Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no instead. Just first and second.

Spike:Come up against this Slayer yet?
Angel:She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy-dog I'm all tortured act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.
Spike:People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world.

Spike: I'll make it quick, it won't hurt a bit
Buffy: No Spike, it's gonna hurt a lot

Spike: From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual and a little more fun around here!

Buffy:What do you want?
Spike:I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world.
Buffy:Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike:We like to talk big... vampires do. I'm going to destroy the world. That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people... billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision... with a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly, farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.

Ford: I want to be like you, a vampire.
Spike: I've known you for 2 minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now love?

Spike: I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate. But, we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre you know.

Willow: There's a way in which this isn't my fault.
Spike: Oh they tricked you.
Willow: They were duplicitous.
Spike: Well then, I'll only kill you just this once

Spike:...another five minutes though and Angel will be dead, so I forbear. Don't feel too bad for Angel, though, he gets something you don't.
Buffy: What's that?
Spike: Five minutes.

Spike( to angel): You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda.
( and still people say that drusilla was spike's sire, see that's something I don't get.)

Angel: Leave her alone!
Spike: Yeah, that'll work. Now say pretty please.

Angel: What can I say? I just love to see you smile, buddy.
Spike: Yeah. You're a giver.

Spike: I gave her everything. Beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy.
 

Drusilla
Drusilla: Say uncle. Oh! That's right, you killed my uncle...

Drusilla: Psst! We're going to destroy the world. D'you want to come?

Jenny
Jenny: I'm fine. I mean, I'm not running around, wind in my hair, the hills are alive with the sound of music fine, but...
 

Ms. Calendar: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy-duddy?
Giles: Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.
 
 

Principal Snyder
Principal Snyder: There are no dead students here. This week.

Principle Synder:One day the campus is completely bare, empty. The next day, there are children everywhere... like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating, destroying everything in sight in their relentless, _pointless_ desire to exist.
Giles:Well, I do enjoy these pep talks. Have you ever considered, given your abhorrence of children, that school principal was not, perhaps, your true vocation?

Principal Snyder:Your parents - assuming you have any, will meet your teachers - assuming you have any left.

Principal Snyder: There's some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Giles: Well, actually, that would be one of the five.

Joyce: But, you can't keep her out of school. You don't have the right.
Principal Snyder: I have not only the right but also nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly.

Principal Snyder: Call me Snyder. Just the last name, like "Barbarino"!

Spike (to Buffy and Angel): You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Kendra
Buffy: He could die!
Kendra: He's a vampire. He should die. Why am I the only one who sees that?

Kendra: That's me favorite shirt. That's me only shirt!
 

Ethan
Ethan: Now, this may sting a little just at first. But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in.
 

Owen
Owen: I've never seen a dead body before. Do they usually move?

Whistler
Whistler: Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change. Not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come,
you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Faith
Faith: Didn't we, um, do this street already?
Buffy: Funny thing about vamps, they'll hit a street even after you've been there. It's like they have no manners.

Faith (to Scott in front of his date): Scott? There you are honey. Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we've gotta keep using the ointment.